Semi Finals: Kryptic & Anonymous 1 vs. InQontroll & Dope Antelope.

[Kryptic]

Semi Finals!


Tournament Rules:
- Bar Limit: Each member will post a 5 bar verse each, making each tag-team post a 10 bar verse per battle.
- Time Limit: Each tag-team has a 24 hour time limit to check in, once both teams have checked in they will be allowed 24 hours to write their verse and post it. This comes to a total of 2 days per team, so no excuses for late entries.
- Progression & Wins: There will be 4 groups. Each tag-team will be battle at least once in the Quarter Finals (total of 8 tag-teams) where they will verse another tag-team in there specific group. Once a team wins, they progress on to battle the winning team of another group in the Semi Finals (total of 4 tag-teams). After the winners of the Semi Finals are decided they will progress onto the Finals (total of 2 tag-teams). This is where Jee-Juh will decide the winners of the Official Tag-Team Tournament.

All votes must be broken down correctly using the correct categories and relevant explanation. Because it's a tourney, no half ass votes will be counted.
If you appeal a vote that you think isn't explained etc, PM me asap.
As battle mod I have to be honest and fair so i'll decide if it's legitimate.

The winner of this battle will progress to the Semi Finals.
Battles begins after check in:

Good luck everyone;
Kryptic.

[Skeptyk ILL]

-check-

[Kryptic]

Checkin'.

[Dope Antelope]

Check

[InQontroll]

check

[Kryptic]

12hrs.

[Kryptic]

Team 1/WON Motherfucker!

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Anonymous 1:
Ya'll Not A "DOPE" INQ Ya Fags Cant Top My Team, Them Win..?' We'll Easily Swap That Scheme
INQ Couldn't "Tear Up A Thread" Modding Or Rippin Out His Seems, Spitten "Line's" More "Fruity" Then A Slot Machine

...

"DOPE" Rhyming Dope Is A Hoax & Cheap, Me & Kryp We'll Leave Ya Disposed To Sleep
With Your Intestine's Impaled' In Battles Your A "EPIC" Fail, Like When "INQ" Trys To Expose Some
Peeps...

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-nation-distinction-fail.jpg
(INQ Tried To Expose Me, But Failed * THE ANONYMOUS 1 EXPOSED* LMFAO @ This Scottish Bastard)

...

Challenge INQ Why.?, He's On A Flopped Team Getting Off "Scott Free" He's Still On The Wallace Dream Ride
I'm Armed With A "Mossberg Rifle" Loaded Down "Dope's" Pipe-Hole, Holdin The "Cali"-ber That Make's This "Deer" Die
http://www.mossberg.com/
http://www.biggamehunt.net/sections/California/ (http://www.biggamehunt.net/sections/California/)
(Dopes From Cail, "Cali"-BER *MOSSBERG RIFLE .!)


...

These Bitches Vexed At Rapping, Fuckers Like "INQ" Dissing Vets..? Not Happening
Ya Ain't So "DOPE" Dont Brag Bastards' Ya Teams A Bunch Of Fucking "Fag Rappers", Like Cigarette Packaging


...

INQ Paired With Dope 4 A Fag To Fuck' Thinking He's Gonna "Bag A Buck", Quit Fronting Ya Pink Diary's
Yo "Rudolph" My Punches Drag Ya Nose' Imma About To Shoot This Antelope, Protecting The Hunting INQuiry.?
http://www.huntinginquiry.gov.uk/

...


Kryptic:
Ayo! Kryp & Anon 'forever sever clans', so I'mma *forecast* your loss like a 'clever weather man'.
You two show that 'together feathers can' throw punches like *peter pan*, cause they 'never never land'.


...
With my 'complexity', this battle wouldn't be a *close call* if I rang them up 'next-to-me'.
In the future, you'll face a 'text-defeat', cause I'mma *remove what's coming* like InQontroll's 'vasectomy'!


...
This is isn't a battle, this is episode 901 where Dope's the *fancy new pussy* & InQ's the 'frail-Mr-Garrison'.
InQ's 'tale-is-embarassing', this drag queen can't beat me cause he's *scottish* so he's 'pale-in-comparison'!
(http://www.southparkstuff.com/season_9/episode_901/ (http://www.southparkstuff.com/season_9/episode_901/)))


...
If your 'plan-is-to-choke' then 'stand-and-provoke' me with the useless 'spam-from-your-throat'.
This CA 'man-is-a-joke', cause Dope travels from *RI to DE* just so he 'can-RIDE-for-votes'.


...
Since you challenged me, you 'deserve-it-to-choose-the-way' I lyrically 'murk-you-and-prove-you're-gay'.
Cause all these kids have are a bunch of *dead lines* and not because our 'verses-are-due-today'!

...

This battle was dedicated to trout.

[Dope Antelope]

InQontroll

I'll shatter Ya dreams, split Ya spleen, smash ya face, moving ya Fags!!
It’s like I HATE YOUR FACEBOOK PICTURE, way I’m removing ya tag!!

Whats that Shit On Your Face ' A MUSTACHE' No Way! This GuYs AbsuRD!!
fAggot, my Lines come HARD but YouRs like Computer Software, they MICROSOFT, WORD!!

*Kryptic's Turn*, fish lover, getting SMOKED like Salmon! All you spittin is WACK JOBS!
Face it! you COULDNT BEAT QONTROLL (ctrl) if ya Smashed the KEYS on your LAPTOP!

Fire Shots Leave you crying LOTS Fuck with me i’ll Leave you in HELL HOLES!
Anons a fucking dick!! Losing TEXTS like he misplaced his CELL PHONE!!!

Kryps jealous * Of Me* Other day like “InQS SO FLYYY” I waNna be like him SOME DAY!!
No way!!! fact IS Your Tracks got no SpARK like Abandoned Subways!!! BITCH


Dope Antelope

Ya hopeless fool couldn’t break necks cos ya OLD, ya wack, look...
I’m ill wth syllables, but Ya multiples couldn’t make sense/cents if you Sold ya math book

Yo, this Shits Like setting fire to gay clowns, i’m blazing these faggot jokes
Only time you’ll see “Anon’s Verses DOPE!” Is when he facing Antelope!
(anon versus dope)

Your bars stretch like Elastic Jail Cells, but all mine are ruthless
And Anon quit trying, people laugh when you spit like PornStar Bloopers

A1s too excited, Kryp calm your bitch down, sit down, shits foul, you bitchin all day
All he spitting is gay, leave him begging on stage like Oliver Twist on Broadway

You cum with flops, like jizzin’ with limpdicks, you ain’t winning this shit bitch
Only get high ratings if voters smoke spliffs shit, can’t see ya winning like blind kids watchin olympics

Good battle..

[Dope Antelope]

Sorry forgot to Bold the second bar.

[Impressive]

1. Punches: Dope and Inq
2. Flow: Anon and Kryptic by far
3. Multi's: tie
4: Wordplay: Dope and Inq
5. Nameplay: Dope and Inq
6. Personals: Anon and Kryptic
7. Metaphors & Similes: tie
8. Humour & Enjoyment: Dope and Inq ... Dope took over
9. Structure & Delivery: Anon and Kryptic
10. Originality: Dope and Inq

Kryptic : the never land punch was already used on this site before by somebody else I cant remember who but they used it as micheal jacksons neverland it is different but the same concept I mean you surprised me that you didnt notice that actually I think Damage C used it

However: With my 'complexity', this battle wouldn't be a *close call* if I rang them up 'next-to-me'.
In the future, you'll face a 'text-defeat', cause I'mma *remove what's coming* like InQontroll's 'vasectomy' <<< sick line man

Anonymous1 : all good lines but not too funny to me like I mean they were really personal but kinda not up to par

However: Challenge INQ Why.?, He's On A Flopped Team Getting Off "Scott Free" He's Still On The Wallace Dream Ride
I'm Armed With A "Mossberg Rifle" Loaded Down "Dope's" Pipe-Hole, Holdin The "Cali"-ber That Make's This "Deer" Die
pretty good line

InQontroll: structure needs work but I thought you were pretty funny

line: Whats that Shit On Your Face ' A MUSTACHE' No Way! This GuYs AbsuRD!!
fAggot, my Lines come HARD but YouRs like Computer Software, they MICROSOFT, WORD
Un-Original but kinda funny

Dope Antelope I couldn't find anything bad to say about this one I mean he didn't miss anything

Line: Yo, this Shits Like setting fire to gay clowns, i’m blazing these faggot jokes
Only time you’ll see “Anon’s Verses DOPE!” Is when he facing Antelope <<< just onbe good line I found

Vote: Dope and InQontroll , basically Dope went nutzo so I gave it to his team cause InQ didn't do worse then anybody so he cancelled out one of you and Dope beat the other one no matter which one you choose

[Dope Antelope]

Respect for taking time to vote bruh

1-0. Uppin some moreeee

[phILLy bONE]

I'll vote tonight

[Abstruse]

I just want to start by saying the never land punch was used on me by Namix, but he used it talking about Michael jackson and used it in different context talking about the fantasy playworld michael jackson made to bring little 11 year old red headed boys there to molest, sick fuck. Anyway..

1. Punches: Dope and Inq
2. Flow: Anon and Kryptic
3. Multi's: tie
4: Wordplay: Dope and Inq
5. Nameplay: Dope and Inq
6. Personals: Anon and Kryptic
7. Metaphors & Similes: Tie
8. Humour & Enjoyment: Dope and Inq
9. Structure & Delivery: Anon and Kryptic
10. Originality: Dope and Inq

This battle is one to remember, if it wasn't a tourny battle I think it could be up for a hall of famer.

Kryptic you're shit was fat yo, it was dope, but where's the humor? I mean that southpark bit was funny, but idk for some reason when I read battle's, when people can throw punches based on humor and they are also raw and shit, that's what wins it over for me. A1 you're shit was dope to, you guys always bring the fire both of you, I guess they just caught you on one of their better days, that's usually how this shit works, just happens to be that the other team usually come's harder or does their thing different and shit, feel me?

Dope and Inq, your shit was ill! I especially love that microsoft line. What else can I say other then every single line I read from both of yall was dope as fuck and mostly all were comedy. This was a great battle, I'd like to see more of these. Equally matched battles and shit. It really make's for a good read.

[Dope Antelope]

Thanks for your for Abs, it's appreciated dawg.

2-0. Uppin KO

[Hesky]

1. Punches: Anon & Kryptic
2. Flow: Anon & Kryptic
3. Multi's: Anon & Kryptic (How is it a tie posters above? Dope and Inq didn't use any!)
4: Wordplay: Tie
5. Nameplay: Anon & Kryptic
6. Personals: Tie
7. Metaphors & Similes: Dope & Inq
8. Humour & Enjoyment: Tie
9. Structure & Delivery: Dope & Inq
10. Originality: Anon & Kryptic

VOTE: Anon & Kryptic


The stalemates in more than one category cost Inq & Dope my vote, the categories Anon & kryptic won in my breakdown, in my opinion, were won with a clear margin. The multi ties in the votes above confuse me:hmmmm:

[phILLy bONE]

1. Punches: Anon & Kryptic
2. Flow: Anon & Kryptic
3. Multi's: Anon & Kryptic
4: Wordplay: Anon & Kryptic
5. Nameplay: Anon & Kryptic
6. Personals: Anon Kryptic
7. Metaphors & Similes: Dope & Inq
8. Humour & Enjoyment: Dope & Inq
9. Structure & Delivery: Dope & Inq
10. Originality: Dope & Inq

VOTE: Anon & Kryptic

Close call, props to all of you, kryptic and dope really held it down, nice job.

[Dope Antelope]

But yeah 2-2n uppin, had a feeling this would be a long one.:sleep:

[Kryptic]

Wtf.. I just warned you about swaying Dope.
Next time will be a DQ dude.
Come one now homie...

[Dope Antelope]

Wtf.. I just warned you about swaying Dope.
Next time will be a DQ dude.
Come one now homie...

Huh? did you? Sorry. I didn't know that was swaying, I was just telling him I had multies:confused2:

[Kryptic]

It's all the same dude.
The thing is wrong, any form of challenging a voters vote and explaining a reason to change it is swaying.
Come on now.
You're an 06 cat homie.

[Dope Antelope]

It's not for him to change it, winning the multie cat wouldnt change the outcome anyways. I was just letting him known because clearly he couldn't see them.

But yeah my bad.

Uppin' votes.

[Kryptic]

That explanation of what you were doing is swaying again.
.."just letting him known because clearly he couldn't see them."
Haha, it's all good though.
Good battle btw.

[Dope Antelope]

Man, i'mma just shut up.

VOTES. D-meiss, Fresh...someone.

[Hesky]

The only thing I saw that resembled multi's was internal rhyming. Similar, but not multi's ;)

[Dope Antelope]

Check your PMs, then wink at me.

[Impressive]

Namix : "His punches are like micheal jackson's crib they "Never-Land"

Kryptic: "throw punches like *peter pan*, cause they 'never never land"

ok so niggas dont look at me like I dont know what im talkin about when I judge a battle I know when I see a line twice only a few words changed and no its not a different context only thing different about these two lines are the names of the two people

[Kryptic]

Hmm, okay. So give them the originality category.
But don't call me a biter.. That's whack.

[InQontroll]

1. Punches: Anon & Kryptic
2. Flow: Anon & Kryptic
3. Multi's: Anon & Kryptic (How is it a tie posters above? Dope and Inq didn't use any!)
4: Wordplay: Tie
5. Nameplay: Anon & Kryptic
6. Personals: Tie
7. Metaphors & Similes: Dope & Inq
8. Humour & Enjoyment: Tie
9. Structure & Delivery: Dope & Inq
10. Originality: Anon & Kryptic

VOTE: Anon & Kryptic


The stalemates in more than one category cost Inq & Dope my vote, the categories Anon & kryptic won in my breakdown, in my opinion, were won with a clear margin. The multi ties in the votes above confuse me:hmmmm:

Wellll ain't this shit obvious...........

Tantum Validus

A thought this guy was gonna vote for us....


Is crew members vote not dickriding

[No1Producer]

1. Punches: Dope and Inq
2. Flow: Anon and Kryptic by far
3. Multi's: tie
4: Wordplay: Dope and Inq
5. Nameplay: Tie
6. Personals: Dope and inq
7. Metaphors & Similes: Anon and Kryptic
8. Humour & Enjoyment: Dope and Inq
9. Structure & Delivery: Anon Ans Kryptic
10. Originality: Dope and Inq

Vote: Dope And InQ

I feel like Anon and Krypt had this untill i read dope And Inq verse's, they were more entertaining and creative.

Some of the lines were'nt as good as Anons and kryps but they were original and more entertaining, which wins anything in my eye!

There is also some dickriding going on here which isn't hard to see, so i gave an honest opinion, y'all can accept it or ignore it!

[Skeptyk ILL]

Ya'll need to catch a grip,

1. Pi get the fuck outta of here, this matter has nothing to do with you but your still posting & talking

2. It is swaying no matter which way you look at it, to obtain a vote then to challenge the voters' catagory selction * posting bars to show there is multi's = swaying any site dont matter which one you go to

3. Inq hesky would vote fair, dope used to be tantum v also *just left today*, so there is no dickriding involed

if anything challenge that copy & paste vote from abs of pi's catagories or the hate talk vote from pi throwing shots @ tantum * there is a post* it's quiet clear who he would vote for but you wouldn't cause it tips your way' (NO ONE FROM TEAM A MADE A PEEP) point being this whole paragraph equals swaying ya dig...?

[InQontroll]

Check your PMs, then wink at me.

:top:

[InQontroll]

1. Punches: Dope and Inq
2. Flow: Anon and Kryptic by far
3. Multi's: tie
4: Wordplay: Dope and Inq
5. Nameplay: Tie
6. Personals: Dope and inq
7. Metaphors & Similes: Anon and Kryptic
8. Humour & Enjoyment: Dope and Inq
9. Structure & Delivery: Anon Ans Kryptic
10. Originality: Dope and Inq

Vote: Dope And InQ

I feel like Anon and Krypt had this untill i read dope And Inq verse's, they were more entertaining and creative.

Some of the lines were'nt as good as Anons and kryps but they were original and more entertaining, which wins anything in my eye!

There is also some dickriding going on here which isn't hard to see, so i gave an honest opinion, y'all can accept it or ignore it!

3-2

does this mean we win?

[Kryptic]

Needs to be 5-2.

[InQontroll]

Needs to be 5-2.

Aiight Bro...

You do Know there ain't no hard feelings right?

[Kryptic]

For sure InQ.
You're my boy.

@ Anon chill.
I mean peoples votes are people votes.
But look at the people who voted us, and who voted them.

Some of the lines were'nt as good as Anons and kryps but they were original and more entertaining, which wins anything in my eye!
This is a classic example, we were classed as better, yet we loose because they're new to text.
But let's just chill.


@ InQ, hate votes are just as bad as crew votes don't ya think?
I don't call out P.I or Abs, cause that's their vote.
Come on now homie..

Everyone needs to lighten up.
=]

[InQontroll]

For sure InQ.
You're my boy.

@ Anon chill.
I mean peoples votes are people votes.
But look at the people who voted us, and who voted them.

This is a classic example, we were classed as better, yet we loose because they're new to text.
But let's just chill.


@ InQ, hate votes are just as bad as crew votes don't ya think?
I don't call out P.I or Abs, cause that's their vote.
Come on now homie..

Everyone needs to lighten up.
=]

Hahaha.... you know me dawg... i just post shit for a higher post count lol...

even If you guys win it's all good....

I would be surprised if we did?

[Kryptic]

Haha, Mr #1 poster.
Ya'll need to stop saying people are dick riding though.
There's a lot more categories than humor.

Good battle.

[InQontroll]

Haha, Mr #1 poster.
Ya'll need to stop saying people are dick riding though.
There's a lot more categories than humor.

Good battle.

Yeah bro... was a sweet battle...

would be good if we tied and got to write another 5

[LyrikVishis]

man, quit cryin people.... voting now, gimme a minute i gotta go back and read again.

[LyrikVishis]

1. Punches: Anon & Kryptic
2. Flow: Anon & Kryptic
3. Multi's: Anon & Kryptic
4: Wordplay: Tie
5. Nameplay: Anon & Kryptic
6. Personals: Dope & Inq
7. Metaphors & Similes: Dope & Inq
8. Humour & Enjoyment: Anon & Kryptic
9. Structure & Delivery: Dope & Inq
10. Originality: Anon & Kryptic

it was a good battle, but at first read, and second glance, anon and Kryptic took this easily.

BUT, my favorite verse was nearly InQ's. That Micro soft line was doooooopppeee and very original, yup.

Criticism- ANON, make ya type bigger homie, its distracting and hard to read. also, long ass bars. which im guilty of too, its annoying from the other side. Kryptic and InQ, dope verses, very close, I like Kryptics slightly more. He killed yall on quantity/quality of multies. Dope, a few things you bolded were irrelevent/didnt rhyme to/with other bolded parts. Or maybe you somehow connected them in your mind but it was a stretch.

vote- Kryptic and Anon, but it was closer than i thought it would be. InQ carried ya team in this round.

[Kryptic]

Or 5-3 will win.
No KO's this round.

[Hesky]

Message Dope sent me:


lol, no. Multi = Multiple Syllable Rhyme. It's means a syllable rhymes with another syllable. Therefore it can be used anywhere, once, twice, three times. I used a 14 syllable multie in the first bar, nothing rhymed twice yet its still a multie. Kryp did the same in his quarter final battle, it was still multies.

Using it twice? Lol who taught you that? you're talking about a RHYME SCHEME. People have different rhyme schemes.

MULTIE blah blah MULTIE
Multie BLAH BLAH MULTIE

I had Multi multi multi multi multi
multi multi multi multi multi

Some cats do
Multi multi multi multi multi
blah blah blah blah Multi


I had multies throughout in the first bar. The rest OK I didn't have many, it was more BLAH BLAH BLAH, MULTIE
BLAH BLAH BLAH, MULTIE.

None the less, still multies. Next time wink when you know what you talking about, don't waste my time. K have a nice day.

Maybe my definition of a multi was wrong, it still doesn't change the fact you lost in that category:wink:

I still can't believe ANOTHER person has voted multis as a tie. Do they even read the verses?

[Dope Antelope]

Dude why are you posting it in here when I already got warned for swaying, hence why I PM'd you it. Uneccesary spam, I already said it wouldnt win the cat/or the vote and doesn't change anything earlier. That wasn't the point.

Stop with the bullshit.

[Dope Antelope]

3-3? Uppin.

[Damage]

First-time-reading score
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Anonymous 1:

Ya'll Not A "DOPE" INQ Ya Fags Cant Top My Team, Them Win..?' We'll Easily Swap That Scheme
INQ Couldn't "Tear Up A Thread" Modding Or Rippin Out His Seems, Spitten "Line's" More "Fruity" Then A Slot Machine

8/10

"DOPE" Rhyming Dope Is A Hoax & Cheap, Me & Kryp We'll Leave Ya Disposed To Sleep
With Your Intestine's Impaled' In Battles Your A "EPIC" Fail, Like When "INQ" Trys To Expose Some
Peeps...

6/10

Challenge INQ Why.?, He's On A Flopped Team Getting Off "Scott Free" He's Still On The Wallace Dream Ride
I'm Armed With A "Mossberg Rifle" Loaded Down "Dope's" Pipe-Hole, Holdin The "Cali"-ber That Make's This "Deer" Die

5/10

These Bitches Vexed At Rapping, Fuckers Like "INQ" Dissing Vets..? Not Happening
Ya Ain't So "DOPE" Dont Brag Bastards' Ya Teams A Bunch Of Fucking "Fag Rappers", Like Cigarette Packaging

7/10

INQ Paired With Dope 4 A Fag To Fuck' Thinking He's Gonna "Bag A Buck", Quit Fronting Ya Pink Diary's
Yo "Rudolph" My Punches Drag Ya Nose' Imma About To Shoot This Antelope, Protecting The Hunting INQuiry.?

7/10

Kryptic:

Ayo! Kryp & Anon 'forever sever clans', so I'mma *forecast* your loss like a 'clever weather man'.
You two show that 'together feathers can' throw punches like *peter pan*, cause they 'never never land'.

8/10

With my 'complexity', this battle wouldn't be a *close call* if I rang them up 'next-to-me'.
In the future, you'll face a 'text-defeat', cause I'mma *remove what's coming* like InQontroll's 'vasectomy'!

7/10

This is isn't a battle, this is episode 901 where Dope's the *fancy new pussy* & InQ's the 'frail-Mr-Garrison'.
InQ's 'tale-is-embarassing', this drag queen can't beat me cause he's *scottish* so he's 'pale-in-comparison'!

6.5/10 wasn't feelin this really..

If your 'plan-is-to-choke' then 'stand-and-provoke' me with the useless 'spam-from-your-throat'.
This CA 'man-is-a-joke', cause Dope travels from *RI to DE* just so he 'can-RIDE-for-votes'.

7/10

Since you challenged me, you 'deserve-it-to-choose-the-way' I lyrically 'murk-you-and-prove-you're-gay'.
Cause all these kids have are a bunch of *dead lines* and not because our 'verses-are-due-today'!

9/10 (whew that was fire lol)

Total for Team 1 = 70.5/100
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InQontroll:

I'll shatter Ya dreams, split Ya spleen, smash ya face, moving ya Fags!!
It’s like I HATE YOUR FACEBOOK PICTURE, way I’m removing ya tag!!

7/10

Whats that Shit On Your Face ' A MUSTACHE' No Way! This GuYs AbsuRD!!
fAggot, my Lines come HARD but YouRs like Computer Software, they MICROSOFT, WORD!!

9/10

*Kryptic's Turn*, fish lover, getting SMOKED like Salmon! All you spittin is WACK JOBS!
Face it! you COULDNT BEAT QONTROLL (ctrl) if ya Smashed the KEYS on your LAPTOP!

7.5/10

Fire Shots Leave you crying LOTS Fuck with me i’ll Leave you in HELL HOLES!
Anons a fucking dick!! Losing TEXTS like he misplaced his CELL PHONE!!!

7/10

Kryps jealous * Of Me* Other day like “InQS SO FLYYY” I waNna be like him SOME DAY!!
No way!!! fact IS Your Tracks got no SpARK like Abandoned Subways!!! BITCH

5.5/10

Dope Antelope:

Ya hopeless fool couldn’t break necks cos ya OLD, ya wack, look...
I’m ill wth syllables, but Ya multiples couldn’t make sense/cents if you Sold ya math book

6.5/10 (seen it before)

Yo, this Shits Like setting fire to gay clowns, i’m blazing these faggot jokes
Only time you’ll see “Anon’s Verses DOPE!” Is when he facing Antelope!

7/10

Your bars stretch like Elastic Jail Cells, but all mine are ruthless
And Anon quit trying, people laugh when you spit like PornStar Bloopers

8/10 lmao this had me goin..

A1s too excited, Kryp calm your bitch down, sit down, shits foul, you bitchin all day
All he spitting is gay, leave him begging on stage like Oliver Twist on Broadway

6.5/10

You cum with flops, like jizzin’ with limpdicks, you ain’t winning this shit bitch
Only get high ratings if voters smoke spliffs shit, can’t see ya winning like blind kids watchin olympics

6.5/10

Total for Team 2 = 70.5/100
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Catagories & Vote score:


1. Punches: InQ & Dope
2. Flow: InQ & Dope
3. Multi's: Anon & Kryptic
4: Wordplay: Tie
5. Nameplay: Anon & Kryptic
6. Personals: Tie
7. Metaphors & Similes: Dope & Inq
8. Humour & Enjoyment: Tie
9. Structure & Delivery: Dope & Inq
10. Originality: Tie

Photo Finish anybody? Man I had trouble judging this shit from the get-go, if it was any closer I wouldn't be able to vote; real talk. Anon you came hard with your punches but god damn they were long as fuck, and i'm personally not a fan of punches that need links & explanations to make me get 'em. Kryp, as always you came hard.. your closer was something fierce; short, simple, to the point, & a hard hitter. InQ, InQ, InQ.. what a fucking sleeper.. every single one of your lines had me like dayummmm (except the subway one, i wasn't feelin that at all).. but damn son u came outta nowhere lmao. Dope, you always come hard (you handed me my first L) so there's really nothin to say about your bars, except the pornstar line had me rollin LOL

What it pretty much came down to, was who REALLY hit the hardest with the least amount of effort.. Like i said, Anonymous & Kryptic, it seemed like yall had to do some serious research & provide links & shit to make your bars understandable which, 90% of voters, don't feel like doing (i did so i could get the joke) because it takes too much effort. InQ & Dope's bars were clean-cut & easy to understand first time reading them, not to mention they hit hard (for the most part.) With that being said, sorry crew, but I'm a fair voter..

Vote: InQontroll & Dope_Antelope

[InQontroll]

First-time-reading score
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Anonymous 1:

Ya'll Not A "DOPE" INQ Ya Fags Cant Top My Team, Them Win..?' We'll Easily Swap That Scheme
INQ Couldn't "Tear Up A Thread" Modding Or Rippin Out His Seems, Spitten "Line's" More "Fruity" Then A Slot Machine

8/10

"DOPE" Rhyming Dope Is A Hoax & Cheap, Me & Kryp We'll Leave Ya Disposed To Sleep
With Your Intestine's Impaled' In Battles Your A "EPIC" Fail, Like When "INQ" Trys To Expose Some
Peeps...

6/10

Challenge INQ Why.?, He's On A Flopped Team Getting Off "Scott Free" He's Still On The Wallace Dream Ride
I'm Armed With A "Mossberg Rifle" Loaded Down "Dope's" Pipe-Hole, Holdin The "Cali"-ber That Make's This "Deer" Die

5/10

These Bitches Vexed At Rapping, Fuckers Like "INQ" Dissing Vets..? Not Happening
Ya Ain't So "DOPE" Dont Brag Bastards' Ya Teams A Bunch Of Fucking "Fag Rappers", Like Cigarette Packaging

7/10

INQ Paired With Dope 4 A Fag To Fuck' Thinking He's Gonna "Bag A Buck", Quit Fronting Ya Pink Diary's
Yo "Rudolph" My Punches Drag Ya Nose' Imma About To Shoot This Antelope, Protecting The Hunting INQuiry.?

7/10

Kryptic:

Ayo! Kryp & Anon 'forever sever clans', so I'mma *forecast* your loss like a 'clever weather man'.
You two show that 'together feathers can' throw punches like *peter pan*, cause they 'never never land'.

8/10

With my 'complexity', this battle wouldn't be a *close call* if I rang them up 'next-to-me'.
In the future, you'll face a 'text-defeat', cause I'mma *remove what's coming* like InQontroll's 'vasectomy'!

7/10

This is isn't a battle, this is episode 901 where Dope's the *fancy new pussy* & InQ's the 'frail-Mr-Garrison'.
InQ's 'tale-is-embarassing', this drag queen can't beat me cause he's *scottish* so he's 'pale-in-comparison'!

6.5/10 wasn't feelin this really..

If your 'plan-is-to-choke' then 'stand-and-provoke' me with the useless 'spam-from-your-throat'.
This CA 'man-is-a-joke', cause Dope travels from *RI to DE* just so he 'can-RIDE-for-votes'.

7/10

Since you challenged me, you 'deserve-it-to-choose-the-way' I lyrically 'murk-you-and-prove-you're-gay'.
Cause all these kids have are a bunch of *dead lines* and not because our 'verses-are-due-today'!

9/10 (whew that was fire lol)

Total for Team 1 = 70.5/100
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InQontroll:

I'll shatter Ya dreams, split Ya spleen, smash ya face, moving ya Fags!!
It’s like I HATE YOUR FACEBOOK PICTURE, way I’m removing ya tag!!

7/10

Whats that Shit On Your Face ' A MUSTACHE' No Way! This GuYs AbsuRD!!
fAggot, my Lines come HARD but YouRs like Computer Software, they MICROSOFT, WORD!!

9/10

*Kryptic's Turn*, fish lover, getting SMOKED like Salmon! All you spittin is WACK JOBS!
Face it! you COULDNT BEAT QONTROLL (ctrl) if ya Smashed the KEYS on your LAPTOP!

7.5/10

Fire Shots Leave you crying LOTS Fuck with me i’ll Leave you in HELL HOLES!
Anons a fucking dick!! Losing TEXTS like he misplaced his CELL PHONE!!!

7/10

Kryps jealous * Of Me* Other day like “InQS SO FLYYY” I waNna be like him SOME DAY!!
No way!!! fact IS Your Tracks got no SpARK like Abandoned Subways!!! BITCH

5.5/10

Dope Antelope:

Ya hopeless fool couldn’t break necks cos ya OLD, ya wack, look...
I’m ill wth syllables, but Ya multiples couldn’t make sense/cents if you Sold ya math book

6.5/10 (seen it before)

Yo, this Shits Like setting fire to gay clowns, i’m blazing these faggot jokes
Only time you’ll see “Anon’s Verses DOPE!” Is when he facing Antelope!

7/10

Your bars stretch like Elastic Jail Cells, but all mine are ruthless
And Anon quit trying, people laugh when you spit like PornStar Bloopers

8/10 lmao this had me goin..

A1s too excited, Kryp calm your bitch down, sit down, shits foul, you bitchin all day
All he spitting is gay, leave him begging on stage like Oliver Twist on Broadway

6.5/10

You cum with flops, like jizzin’ with limpdicks, you ain’t winning this shit bitch
Only get high ratings if voters smoke spliffs shit, can’t see ya winning like blind kids watchin olympics

6.5/10

Total for Team 2 = 70.5/100
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Catagories & Vote score:


1. Punches: InQ & Dope
2. Flow: InQ & Dope
3. Multi's: Anon & Kryptic
4: Wordplay: Tie
5. Nameplay: Anon & Kryptic
6. Personals: Tie
7. Metaphors & Similes: Dope & Inq
8. Humour & Enjoyment: Tie
9. Structure & Delivery: Dope & Inq
10. Originality: Tie

Photo Finish anybody? Man I had trouble judging this shit from the get-go, if it was any closer I wouldn't be able to vote; real talk. Anon you came hard with your punches but god damn they were long as fuck, and i'm personally not a fan of punches that need links & explanations to make me get 'em. Kryp, as always you came hard.. your closer was something fierce; short, simple, to the point, & a hard hitter. InQ, InQ, InQ.. what a fucking sleeper.. every single one of your lines had me like dayummmm (except the subway one, i wasn't feelin that at all).. but damn son u came outta nowhere lmao. Dope, you always come hard (you handed me my first L) so there's really nothin to say about your bars, except the pornstar line had me rollin LOL

What it pretty much came down to, was who REALLY hit the hardest with the least amount of effort.. Like i said, Anonymous & Kryptic, it seemed like yall had to do some serious research & provide links & shit to make your bars understandable which, 90% of voters, don't feel like doing (i did so i could get the joke) because it takes too much effort. InQ & Dope's bars were clean-cut & easy to understand first time reading them, not to mention they hit hard (for the most part.) With that being said, sorry crew, but I'm a fair voter..

Vote: InQontroll & Dope_Antelope



That shit was the best vote on jeejuh.... period....

Well broke down.... Thanks for the Vote bro..

4 - 3

Gonna be a close 1

[Inferno $tacks]

Anonymous 1:
Ya'll Not A "DOPE" INQ Ya Fags Cant Top My Team, Them Win..?' We'll Easily Swap That Scheme
INQ Couldn't "Tear Up A Thread" Modding Or Rippin Out His Seems, Spitten "Line's" More "Fruity" Then A Slot Machine

-Decent Punchline...wasn't too hard
...
"DOPE" Rhyming Dope Is A Hoax & Cheap, Me & Kryp We'll Leave Ya Disposed To Sleep
With Your Intestine's Impaled' In Battles Your A "EPIC" Fail, Like When "INQ" Trys To Expose Some
Peeps...
eh weak punch...bad wording..

Challenge INQ Why.?, He's On A Flopped Team Getting Off "Scott Free" He's Still On The Wallace Dream Ride
I'm Armed With A "Mossberg Rifle" Loaded Down "Dope's" Pipe-Hole, Holdin The "Cali"-ber That Make's This "Deer" Die

word play is alright...doesn't really fit what u were implying..punch was alright..except antelopes and deers aren't the same...

...
These Bitches Vexed At Rapping, Fuckers Like "INQ" Dissing Vets..? Not Happening
Ya Ain't So "DOPE" Dont Brag Bastards' Ya Teams A Bunch Of Fucking "Fag Rappers", Like Cigarette Packaging
must be british...since...americans dont call cigs "fags".....but good line since i actually understood it..

INQ Paired With Dope 4 A Fag To Fuck' Thinking He's Gonna "Bag A Buck", Quit Fronting Ya Pink Diary's
Yo "Rudolph" My Punches Drag Ya Nose' Imma About To Shoot This Antelope, Protecting The Hunting INQuiry.?

wow...bad punchline....bad wording...worse bar...for sure..multis were good though..in first line

Kryptic:
Ayo! Kryp & Anon 'forever sever clans', so I'mma *forecast* your loss like a 'clever weather man'.
You two show that 'together feathers can' throw punches like *peter pan*, cause they 'never never land'.
peter pan line..is old...ive seen it on like 2 diff sites...first line was better
...
With my 'complexity', this battle wouldn't be a *close call* if I rang them up 'next-to-me'.
In the future, you'll face a 'text-defeat', cause I'mma *remove what's coming* like InQontroll's 'vasectomy'!
good punch
...
This is isn't a battle, this is episode 901 where Dope's the *fancy new pussy* & InQ's the 'frail-Mr-Garrison'.
InQ's 'tale-is-embarassing', this drag queen can't beat me cause he's *scottish* so he's 'pale-in-comparison'!
line was meh....like the multi though

If your 'plan-is-to-choke' then 'stand-and-provoke' me with the useless 'spam-from-your-throat'.
This CA 'man-is-a-joke', cause Dope travels from *RI to DE* just so he 'can-RIDE-for-votes'.
eh..bad wording...punch could've been way better
...
Since you challenged me, you 'deserve-it-to-choose-the-way' I lyrically 'murk-you-and-prove-you're-gay'.
Cause all these kids have are a bunch of *dead lines* and not because our 'verses-are-due-today'!

nice finish

InQontroll

I'll shatter Ya dreams, split Ya spleen, smash ya face, moving ya Fags!!
It’s like I HATE YOUR FACEBOOK PICTURE, way I’m removing ya tag!!
bad wording

Whats that Shit On Your Face ' A MUSTACHE' No Way! This GuYs AbsuRD!!
fAggot, my Lines come HARD but YouRs like Computer Software, they MICROSOFT, WORD!!
good line
*Kryptic's Turn*, fish lover, getting SMOKED like Salmon! All you spittin is WACK JOBS!
Face it! you COULDNT BEAT QONTROLL (ctrl) if ya Smashed the KEYS on your LAPTOP!
decent punch
Fire Shots Leave you crying LOTS Fuck with me i’ll Leave you in HELL HOLES!
Anons a fucking dick!! Losing TEXTS like he misplaced his CELL PHONE!!!
eh weak punch
Kryps jealous * Of Me* Other day like “InQS SO FLYYY” I waNna be like him SOME DAY!!
No way!!! fact IS Your Tracks got no SpARK like Abandoned Subways!!! BITCH
good metaphor
Dope Antelope

Ya hopeless fool couldn’t break necks cos ya OLD, ya wack, look...
I’m ill wth syllables, but Ya multiples couldn’t make sense/cents if you Sold ya math book
basic wordplay..thats overused...horrible bar
Yo, this Shits Like setting fire to gay clowns, i’m blazing these faggot jokes
Only time you’ll see “Anon’s Verses DOPE!” Is when he facing Antelope!
(anon versus dope)
good line
Your bars stretch like Elastic Jail Cells, but all mine are ruthless
And Anon quit trying, people laugh when you spit like PornStar Bloopers
meh
A1s too excited, Kryp calm your bitch down, sit down, shits foul, you bitchin all day
All he spitting is gay, leave him begging on stage like Oliver Twist on Broadway
it was alright...
You cum with flops, like jizzin’ with limpdicks, you ain’t winning this shit bitch
Only get high ratings if voters smoke spliffs shit, can’t see ya winning like blind kids watchin olympics
wow....u really used a played out punchlines..that been used ALOT..


Punches: K & A
Flow: I & D
Multis: K & A
Wordplay: Tie
Nameplay: K & A (even though most was overused)
Personals : K& A (theirs went way harder)
Metaphors: Tie
Humor & Enjoyment: K & A
Structure And Delivery: K & A
Originality: Tie


Id Be Lying If I Said this was close....It was pretty obvious that K & A has been doing longer. Since The Fact They Actually Had Alot Of Punchlines. I & D had a lot of metaphors..that were implied as punches but weren't really. Advice For Anon...Word Stuff Better To Make Ur Punchlines Better. For Kryptic Work On Wordplay Use..Would Make UR Stuff Go Harder. For I & D...Practice more....and read other battles....or find a mentor....

Vote: K& A

[InQontroll]

Id Be Lying If I Said this was close....It was pretty obvious that K & A has been doing longer. Since The Fact They Actually Had Alot Of Punchlines. I & D had a lot of metaphors..that were implied as punches but weren't really. Advice For Anon...Word Stuff Better To Make Ur Punchlines Better. For Kryptic Work On Wordplay Use..Would Make UR Stuff Go Harder. For I & D...Practice more....and read other battles....or find a mentor....

Vote: K& A

Thats some bullshit vote....

i ain't bugged about it in anyway (Still Count As A Vote) but thats shit was just lame...

How can you Vote For Kryptic And Anon, then Say what you did above...


Advice For Anon...Word Stuff Better To Make Ur Punchlines Better. For Kryptic Work On Wordplay Use..Would Make UR Stuff Go Harder. For I & D...Practice more....and read other battles....or find a mentor....

If there shit was better souldn't you be giving Me and Dope Advice..

Don't you think that would make sense?

[Inferno $tacks]

lol fine...u want advice....work on punchlines, Multi's and wording ur bars...then u can work on wordplay....

[InQontroll]

Truthfully dude, i ain't botherd... probly never battle again anyway, shits mad boring...

[Skeptyk ILL]

:stupid:

4-4 Uppin

[Hesky]

Truthfully dude, i ain't botherd... probly never battle again anyway, shits mad boring...

Look at all the carnage a battle causes

I think there need to be more rules, like no clan members of participants can vote etc.

[Dope Antelope]

Drama sucks the life out of it. Fuck it.

[Inferno $tacks]

lol yeah battling is boring...that's why i don't do it much....just gonna do 2-3 battles on here..then stop...and all u need is one vote on this battle to determine the winner...seems like its being slept on though...

[CANS.ER.US]

Anonymous 1

Ya'll Not A "DOPE" INQ Ya Fags Cant Top My Team, Them Win..?' We'll Easily Swap That Scheme
INQ Couldn't "Tear Up A Thread" Modding Or Rippin Out His Seems, Spitten "Line's" More "Fruity" Then A Slot Machine

..7/10 the set up could of been done better..
...
"DOPE" Rhyming Dope Is A Hoax & Cheap, Me & Kryp We'll Leave Ya Disposed To Sleep
With Your Intestine's Impaled' In Battles Your A "EPIC" Fail, Like When "INQ" Trys To Expose Some
Peeps...
... 5/10 Personal but it didn't really do anything for me in my opinion..

Challenge INQ Why.?, He's On A Flopped Team Getting Off "Scott Free" He's Still On The Wallace Dream Ride
I'm Armed With A "Mossberg Rifle" Loaded Down "Dope's" Pipe-Hole, Holdin The "Cali"-ber That Make's This "Deer" Die

..6/10 not bad wordplay, could of also been set up better though..

...
These Bitches Vexed At Rapping, Fuckers Like "INQ" Dissing Vets..? Not Happening
Ya Ain't So "DOPE" Dont Brag Bastards' Ya Teams A Bunch Of Fucking "Fag Rappers", Like Cigarette Packaging

..7/10 made me laugh on the metaphor punch..

INQ Paired With Dope 4 A Fag To Fuck' Thinking He's Gonna "Bag A Buck", Quit Fronting Ya Pink Diary's
Yo "Rudolph" My Punches Drag Ya Nose' Imma About To Shoot This Antelope, Protecting The Hunting INQuiry.?

..6/10 Well first line was funny, and I thought you was going to do the 2nd line better or around the same but I really wasn't feeling it..


Kryptic

Ayo! Kryp & Anon 'forever sever clans', so I'mma *forecast* your loss like a 'clever weather man'.
You two show that 'together feathers can' throw punches like *peter pan*, cause they 'never never land'.

..4/10 lol though the first line was solid on the wordplay, this bar takes away everything cause of the never land concept/peter pan way played out bro' and it wasn't a good flip..

...
With my 'complexity', this battle wouldn't be a *close call* if I rang them up 'next-to-me'.
In the future, you'll face a 'text-defeat', cause I'mma *remove what's coming* like InQontroll's 'vasectomy'!

..8/10 dope like the word plays, everything was solid..


This is isn't a battle, this is episode 901 where Dope's the *fancy new pussy* & InQ's the 'frail-Mr-Garrison'.
InQ's 'tale-is-embarassing', this drag queen can't beat me cause he's *scottish* so he's 'pale-in-comparison'!

..10/10 LMAO honestly I really think this bar is mad underrated I thought this was mad funny for a personal/punch scottish/pale lmao nice one..


If your 'plan-is-to-choke' then 'stand-and-provoke' me with the useless 'spam-from-your-throat'.
This CA 'man-is-a-joke', cause Dope travels from *RI to DE* just so he 'can-RIDE-for-votes'.

..6/10 multies was good but the set up for the punch wasn't in my opinion..

...

Since you challenged me, you 'deserve-it-to-choose-the-way' I lyrically 'murk-you-and-prove-you're-gay'.
Cause all these kids have are a bunch of *dead lines* and not because our 'verses-are-due-today'!

..8/10 Solid bar and word play..

Total Score: 67/100


InQontroll


I'll shatter Ya dreams, split Ya spleen, smash ya face, moving ya Fags!!
It’s like I HATE YOUR FACEBOOK PICTURE, way I’m removing ya tag!!

..7/10 funny personal..

Whats that Shit On Your Face ' A MUSTACHE' No Way! This GuYs AbsuRD!!
fAggot, my Lines come HARD but YouRs like Computer Software, they MICROSOFT, WORD!!

..9/10 Lol I've been on the net since 05' And I'm surprised I haven't seen this word play yet, Real good line..

*Kryptic's Turn*, fish lover, getting SMOKED like Salmon! All you spittin is WACK JOBS!
Face it! you COULDNT BEAT QONTROLL (ctrl) if ya Smashed the KEYS on your LAPTOP!

..8/10 Lol solid bar on your name play..

Fire Shots Leave you crying LOTS Fuck with me i’ll Leave you in HELL HOLES!
Anons a fucking dick!! Losing TEXTS like he misplaced his CELL PHONE!!!

..5/10 naw I've seen this concept before text's/cell phones, not a good flip..


Kryps jealous * Of Me* Other day like “InQS SO FLYYY” I waNna be like him SOME DAY!!
No way!!! fact IS Your Tracks got no SpARK like Abandoned Subways!!! BITCH

..7/10 damn you could of set the personal so better but you still had an alright metaphor..

Dope Antelope

Ya hopeless fool couldn’t break necks cos ya OLD, ya wack, look...
I’m ill wth syllables, but Ya multiples couldn’t make sense/cents if you Sold ya math book

..4/10 lol wow played concept and word play sense/cents math book, not a decent flip at all..

Yo, this Shits Like setting fire to gay clowns, i’m blazing these faggot jokes
Only time you’ll see “Anon’s Verses DOPE!” Is when he facing Antelope!

..7/10 not bad actually simple but it was alright..

Your bars stretch like Elastic Jail Cells, but all mine are ruthless
And Anon quit trying, people laugh when you spit like PornStar Bloopers

..5/10 kinda of a played concept bro', pornstar bloopers I've seen it before and you just didn't set up the execution well enough..

A1s too excited, Kryp calm your bitch down, sit down, shits foul, you bitchin all day
All he spitting is gay, leave him begging on stage like Oliver Twist on Broadway

..6/10 Decent metaphor..

You cum with flops, like jizzin’ with limpdicks, you ain’t winning this shit bitch
Only get high ratings if voters smoke spliffs shit, can’t see ya winning like blind kids watchin olympics

..5/10 that was played out, but the metaphor at the end made me laugh so alright-ish..

Total Score: 63/100


1. Punches: Tie
2. Flow: InQ & Dope
3. Multi's: Anon & Kryptic
4: Wordplay: Anon & Kryptic
5. Nameplay: Tie
6. Personals: Anon & Kryptic [edged it out]
7. Metaphors & Similes: InQ & Dope [edged it out]
8. Humour & Enjoyment: Tie
9. Structure & Delivery: InQ & Dope
10. Originality: Anon & Kryptic [edged it out]


Vote- [b] Kryptic & Anonymous 1 Well let's recap, in my opinion Dope and Anon was the one's that didn't come as they normally do, but I felt dope had more played concepts then Anon, Dope I didn't see one bar from your verse that made me Lmao or say ohhhh nice like InQ's verse. If you had like 2-3 good lines I really feel you could of stayed above constant and had a good chance in winning. Now Same as Anon but you manage to stay constant a bit which helped a lot, so Kryptic and InQ had the best verse's, Kryp had one bar I really enjoyed a lot as well did InQ but cause Kryptic bar was mixed with a personal/punch I felt it impacted more. all in all this was a good battle you guys, a close one indeed.

[D-Meiss]

look that shit is to easy if u got a problem with the way some one voted or the other persons verse just dont say shit untill the battle is closed that shit is annyoing when people got something to say after every vote there shouldnt be shit but votes and vote counts

[Dope Antelope]

Aight so that's 5-4.

You win or you do a 2 vote difference for win?

I'd rather you win this shits long anyways.

[Kryptic]

Wow.
5-4.
Kryptic & Anonymous 1 win by 1 vote and procced to the finals.
Best battle that's been in the tourney.
Props to everyone.