Tag-Team Tournament Finals: Kryptic & Anonymous 1 vs. damage.C & phILLy bONE.

[Kryptic]

Tag-Team Tournament Finals!

Tournament Rules:
- Bar Limit: Each member will post a 5 bar verse each, making each tag-team post a 10 bar verse per battle.
- Time Limit: Each tag-team has a 24 hour time limit to check in, once both teams have checked in they will be allowed 24 hours to write their verse and post it. This comes to a total of 2 days per team, so no excuses for late entries.
- Progression & Wins: There will be 4 groups. Each tag-team will be battle at least once in the Quarter Finals (total of 8 tag-teams) where they will verse another tag-team in there specific group. Once a team wins, they progress on to battle the winning team of another group in the Semi Finals (total of 4 tag-teams). After the winners of the Semi Finals are decided they will progress onto the Finals (total of 2 tag-teams). This is where Jee-Juh will decide the winners of the Official Tag-Team Tournament.

All votes must be broken down correctly using the correct categories and relevant explanation. Because it's a tourney, no half ass votes will be counted.
If you appeal a vote that you think isn't explained etc, PM CANS.ER.US asap.
As battle mod I'm going to delegate Cans as the main referee since it's the finals and I'm in it.
He'll have to be honest and fair so he'll decide if it's legitimate.

The winner of this battle will be given the status of top two textcees on JJ with each of them receiving a Tag-Team Championship Belt.
Battles begins after check in: 24 hours.

Voting will be slightly altered for the Finals:
A KO win is now 5-0.
TKO is 6-1.
A win is first to 7.
(Just at two to everything).

Good luck everyone;
Kryptic.

And a personal good luck and respect to damage & philly.
No matter what Tantum walks away the winners.
So, let's do this!

[Kryptic]

Check.

[Skeptyk ILL]

-check-

[Freshrythm]

this whole tournament was a fucking joke

[Kryptic]

Thanks for your input, next time send your bars in time.
24hrs + 24hrs for check + 5 bars is more than enough time.
Now let's try to keep the thread clean yeah?
Cool.

[Damage]

check.

[phILLy bONE]

check

[Damage]

philly will be our team's posting member since I will be at work when the deadline hits... my bars are finished & sent to him, and as far as I know he is almost finished with his..

so best of luck Team A, should be a doozy

[phILLy bONE]

phILLy bONE

Who was the 'columnist' "In Qontroll" of exposing 'Anonymous?'
'The problem is', he gets less "ass" than a horny "proctologist"!

Krpytic always 'over seas' his disses, not to mention his 'feathered hands'
That's why his punches 'nether land', actin 'sheepish' cuz he's a 'baaaad man'
(Millions of sheep where Kryptic lives)

Sorry to 'c' that we 'damaged' your rep', how did you 'manage to get''
'Famished from sex?' Prolly from all the 'dick ridin' votes ya'll 'trying to get'

Kryptic and Anon always 'glued' together, 'combined at the dick'
He asked 'did you get our 'cum back'? Cuz that's what I 'sealed us with'

We've been 'patiently' waiting to send you 'damaged' to the 'i-c-u'
You guys are lucky 'c's in between 'us' or your 'bones' would be bruised
(I-C-U, the c is between the I and the U...me and you=us)


Damage. C

The only time Anonymous is up to "Par-is" if he lands in "France,"
& With me he plans to lance? Look bitch, You even quit your own crew just to stand a chance!

Don't you know? I'm prior made, Only way to beat "C" is to achieve a "higher grade",
Quick to leave your tires frayed; & Make the bitches of Team A retire to a minor trade!

Kryptic's an activist for movements of gay rights, whom suffers from "stage fright",
That means he never earned "props", & He couldn't "come hard" if his "sperm was rocks".

Anon is so garbage, he couldn't get "bit" if he was a "bait hook"; dude is "straight shook",
The voters couldn't "Like That" if it was posted on "Face Book".

"iRock" the Championship Match like an "iPhone app;" Kryp's the type I wack with a pristine minimal,
Knives knock & slammin'a clique fast, those with prone raps; Shit, I wipe my ass with a sixteen syllable!
(25 syllable multi; he made a sixteen syllable multi in Round 1)

[Skeptyk ILL]

Anonymous 1
Kryp & Anon Drop Bombs' Philly Up Against Some Top Dawgs, Which Means He's In The Best's Presence
We'll Leave D.C's Team Vexed' Ya'll Faggots Wouldn't Have "Mean Text", Sending Hate Through A Text Message


D.C Moved To The South But Is Just A "City Slicker", So I'mma Show Him (Texas/Text Is) Not For Whore's Bitch
There "Company" Throws Punches Like "Milton Bradly", They Can't Connect "Drops" With Four Fists


Who Thinks These Herbs Nice' Imma Serve Them Twice, These Dumbs Both Lost To Me Bad
D.C & Philly's Ammo Lacks The Clips' Both Ya'll "Sacks Of Shit", Like Some Colostomy Bags


Phil Ya Need To Boost Ya Skills, Ya Not Dope Whoever Heard Of Noobs Who Ill
For His Blood I Thrist Badly This Bitch I Murder Is Like "Kirstie Ally", The Way I Shoot To Kill
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096098/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096098/)


All Philly Rhymes Is A Pure Five' Of Sheer Lie's, D.C Writes Punches For This Faggot's Team
Imma A Steady Spitter Both Of Ya'll Couldn't Write "Heavy Hitters", Sending Letters To The Magazine



Kryptic
Kryp & 'Anon-lace-and-trash-the-gays', telling Philly this is the 'wrong-place-for-faggot-games'.
Cause all PB & DC want to be is *alone befriending balls* like 'Tom-Hanks-in-Castaway'!


Me and Anon's talent creates a massive gap between us and you 'can't-kill-the-distance'.
You kids can't beat the kings, cause the only *WINZ* you ever receive is 'financial-assistance'!
(Work & Income New Zealand: http://www.winz.govt.nz/)


These two only made the finals through DQ's and no shows, I'm 'sick-of-you-light-dudes-in-text'.
I'm 'depicting-how-dyke-noobs-progress' cause we all *saw their "L" from the beginning* like 'predicting-a-knights-move-in-chess'!


The only thing damage ever 'fucks-is-his-hand' or on his tag members dick while they get 'rough-in-the-sand'.
Fuck, there's no 'luck-for-this-man'! No wonder the only time your girl *misses you* is as 'much-as-she-can'. (Lol).


Like *broken records*, damage's punches couldn't *connect in this thread* if he *looped* them with 'repeated-needles'.
Stop writing weak punchlines for your *puppet* philly, like *Peter Jackson*! It's time for the forum to 'Meet-The-Feebles'!

(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097858/)
(Philly told me damage helps him write punches. AKA: his last line of the 1/4 finals )

...MURDER...

[InQontroll]

Am a start the votes for y'all...

If you ain't happy dont count as a vote!!! :proud:

I feel as thow Kryp and Anon should have had this... Straight up... Only thing was... i think Anon let y'all team down... I read Pilly's. then Damage.C's and was like damn...shits gone a be hard to top.... Started to read Anons and ended up in a day dream... just reading.. and didn't really see the point after a few lines... there was just no flow there o keep me interested in it... Then Kryp's was like Dannnnng * this dude just saved There Ass*.... Hopefully the other voters see diffrent..

1. Punches: Philly + Dc
2. Flow: Philly + Dc
3. Multi's: Tie :confused2:
4: Wordplay:Anon + Kryp
5. Nameplay: Anon + Kryp
6. Personals:Philly + Dc
7. Metaphors & Similes: Anon + Kryp
8. Humour & Enjoyment: Philly + Dc
9. Structure & Delivery:Philly + Dc
10. Originality: Anon + Kryp

Vote: Philly + Damage C...

Was a really tight one.... Anon u know i ain't hating cause your shit is normally hot as fuck dude but i just feel as thow you weren't trying there...

Top Bars:

Philly Bone

Who was the 'columnist' "In Qontroll" of exposing 'Anonymous?'
'The problem is', he gets less "ass" than a horny "proctologist"!

Shit was SOOOOO Funny

Anon

Phil Ya Need To Boost Ya Skills, Ya Not Dope Whoever Heard Of Noobs Who Ill
For His Blood I Thrist Badly This Bitch I Murder Is Like "Kirstie Ally", The Way I Shoot To Kill

One of the best lines from ya dude

[Skeptyk ILL]

1-0 up's

[Dope Antelope]

phILLy bONE
Philly
Who was the 'columnist' "In Qontroll" of exposing 'Anonymous?'
'The problem is', he gets less "ass" than a horny "proctologist"!

Good opener, nice multies.

Krpytic always 'over seas' his disses, not to mention his 'feathered hands'
That's why his punches 'nether land', actin 'sheepish' cuz he's a 'baaaad man'
(Millions of sheep where Kryptic lives)

I reckon if this was worded better it could have been a dope punch, didn't quite get it, but it's an OK personal.

Sorry to 'c' that we 'damaged' your rep', how did you 'manage to get''
'Famished from sex?' Prolly from all the 'dick ridin' votes ya'll 'trying to get'

LOL. made me laugh.

Kryptic and Anon always 'glued' together, 'combined at the dick'
He asked 'did you get our 'cum back'? Cuz that's what I 'sealed us with'

Wasn't feelin this one bruh.

We've been 'patiently' waiting to send you 'damaged' to the 'i-c-u'
You guys are lucky 'c's in between 'us' or your 'bones' would be bruised
(I-C-U, the c is between the I and the U...me and you=us)

Ah pretty witty, didn't hit hard but its quite clever.
Overall a solid drop apart from the one bar I wasnt feeling. You came better than you have in the past, better punches.

Damage. C

The only time Anonymous is up to "Par-is" if he lands in "France,"
& With me he plans to lance? Look bitch, You even quit your own crew just to stand a chance!

LOL man, that was funny. Wasn't feeling the set up, was a bit forced but second line made up for it.

Don't you know? I'm prior made, Only way to beat "C" is to achieve a "higher grade",
Quick to leave your tires frayed; & Make the bitches of Team A retire to a minor trade!

Set up was dope, punch wasn't that good, shoulda switched it? lol

Kryptic's an activist for movements of gay rights, whom suffers from "stage fright",
That means he never earned "props", & He couldn't "come hard" if his "sperm was rocks".

Heard and seen this quite a lot man, the come hard lines are a bit boring. Wasnt feeling it sorry!

Anon is so garbage, he couldn't get "bit" if he was a "bait hook"; dude is "straight shook",
The voters couldn't "Like That" if it was posted on "Face Book".

Haha. Quite good, reminds me of inqs facebook punch lol. decent.

"iRock" the Championship Match like an "iPhone app;" Kryp's the type I wack with a pristine minimal,
Knives knock & slammin'a clique fast, those with prone raps; Shit, I wipe my ass with a sixteen syllable!
(25 syllable multi; he made a sixteen syllable multi in Round 1)

Aight just a multi-filler bar really, you beat him with syllables, but, shits irrelevant really, should have used the bar to diss him harder.

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Anonymous 1
Kryp & Anon Drop Bombs' Philly Up Against Some Top Dawgs, Which Means He's In The Best's Presence
We'll Leave D.C's Team Vexed' Ya'll Faggots Wouldn't Have "Mean Text", Sending Hate Through A Text Message

Filled with good multies but the punch was lackin', again reminds me of Inqs losing ya text punch, different but the whole text/phone stuff is played.

D.C Moved To The South But Is Just A "City Slicker", So I'mma Show Him (Texas/Text Is) Not For Whore's Bitch
There "Company" Throws Punches Like "Milton Bradly", They Can't Connect "Drops" With Four Fists

Wasn't great man.

Who Thinks These Herbs Nice' Imma Serve Them Twice, These Dumbs Both Lost To Me Bad
D.C & Philly's Ammo Lacks The Clips' Both Ya'll "Sacks Of Shit", Like Some Colostomy Bags

This was OK.

Phil Ya Need To Boost Ya Skills, Ya Not Dope Whoever Heard Of Noobs Who Ill
For His Blood I Thrist Badly This Bitch I Murder Is Like "Kirstie Ally", The Way I Shoot To Kill
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096098/

Aight I had a problem with this because, although it aint a terrible punchline, its not witty enough. I mean anybody can take a movie and say I punch like...whatever. I punch like Al Pacino, way I give you a scarface. Or someshit, just don't think its original and a bit forced. Sorry bruh.

All Philly Rhymes Is A Pure Five' Of Sheer Lie's, D.C Writes Punches For This Faggot's Team
Imma A Steady Spitter Both Of Ya'll Couldn't Write "Heavy Hitters", Sending Letters To The Magazine

Decent finish.

Overall you were lackin in the original punch department, I mean I'm guilty of using a few played concepts, but in this battle I think originality was the key. I didn't feel you came raw, nothing really hit me.

Kryptic
Kryp & 'Anon-lace-and-trash-the-gays', telling Philly this is the 'wrong-place-for-faggot-games'.
Cause all PB & DC want to be is *alone befriending balls* like 'Tom-Hanks-in-Castaway'!

This was kinda weak in my eyes, didn't hit hard.


Me and Anon's talent creates a massive gap between us and you 'can't-kill-the-distance'.
You kids can't beat the kings, cause the only *WINZ* you ever receive is 'financial-assistance'!
(Work & Income New Zealand: http://www.winz.govt.nz/)

Again dawg, this punchline was mad forced in my opinion, I just wouldnt get this without knowing what Winz stood for, I mean Winz could be an abbreviation for anything. I can't explain it, but I just didn't think this was good.


These two only made the finals through DQ's and no shows, I'm 'sick-of-you-light-dudes-in-text'.
I'm 'depicting-how-dyke-noobs-progress' cause we all *saw their "L" from the beginning* like 'predicting-a-knights-move-in-chess'!

This was DOPE. Really makes up for the earlier bars, I probably wouldnt ever think of this, probably cuz I dont think about chess haha, but yeah, this was ill.


The only thing damage ever 'fucks-is-his-hand' or on his tag members dick while they get 'rough-in-the-sand'.
Fuck, there's no 'luck-for-this-man'! No wonder the only time your girl *misses you* is as 'much-as-she-can'. (Lol).

This was aight too.

Like *broken records*, damage's punches couldn't *connect in this thread* if he *looped* them with 'repeated-needles'.
Stop writing weak punchlines for your *puppet* philly, like *Peter Jackson*! It's time for the forum to 'Meet-The-Feebles'!

Hahaha.

Overall Kryp, ya verse was hit and miss, I loved the chess line, but hated the Winz line.

1. Punches: Damage C and Philly. More consistent, although Kryps L punch was sick, wasn't enough to win a whole cat for the team.
2. Flow: Damage and Philly, bars were shorter, I just feel its 5 bars, I reckon you could easily double up Anon and Kryps lines lol. Sorry.
3. Multi's: Tie. Both had ill ones.
4: Wordplay:Anon and Kryptic edged this.
5. Nameplay: Tie
6. Personals:Damage C and Philly
7. Metaphors & Similes: Tie.
8. Humour & Enjoyment: Damage and Philly
9. Structure & Delivery:Damage and Philly came cleaner.
10. Originality: Tie.


Sorry for the long ass vote but I wanted to break down the bars for myself to be as critical as I could. I just felt Philly n Damage C's verses were more fresh and harder, few lines made me laugh, enjoyed both verses equally. Although there was punches that could have been better, still came nice.

Kryp and Anonymous, what can I say, kinda let down by a few punches, quite a few forced lines, the Winz line was bad, but the L line was dope. I expected both of ya'll to come harder but you were just too inconsistent.

Vote: Damage C and Philly

[legit]

phILLy bONE

Who was the 'columnist' "In Qontroll" of exposing 'Anonymous?'
'The problem is', he gets less "ass" than a horny "proctologist"!
(set up was decent but punch is kinda played )
4/10
Krpytic always 'over seas' his disses, not to mention his 'feathered hands'
That's why his punches 'nether land', actin 'sheepish' cuz he's a 'baaaad man'
(Millions of sheep where Kryptic lives)
(i saw where your going but baaad isn't close to sounding like a sheep)
6/10

Sorry to 'c' that we 'damaged' your rep', how did you 'manage to get''
'Famished from sex?' Prolly from all the 'dick ridin' votes ya'll 'trying to get'
(nice)
8/10

Kryptic and Anon always 'glued' together, 'combined at the dick'
He asked 'did you get our 'cum back'? Cuz that's what I 'sealed us with'
(flow is getting really good here)
8/10

We've been 'patiently' waiting to send you 'damaged' to the 'i-c-u'
You guys are lucky 'c's in between 'us' or your 'bones' would be bruised
(I-C-U, the c is between the I and the U...me and you=us)
(if you got to explain the punch.. usually thats not good, and i still didn't get it)
3/10


Damage. C

The only time Anonymous is up to "Par-is" if he lands in "France,"
& With me he plans to lance? Look bitch, You even quit your own crew just to stand a chance!
(haha)
9/10
Don't you know? I'm prior made, Only way to beat "C" is to achieve a "higher grade",
Quick to leave your tires frayed; & Make the bitches of Team A retire to a minor trade!
(decent)
6/10
Kryptic's an activist for movements of gay rights, whom suffers from "stage fright",
That means he never earned "props", & He couldn't "come hard" if his "sperm was rocks".
(kinda played out come hard sperm was rock part)
6/10

Anon is so garbage, he couldn't get "bit" if he was a "bait hook"; dude is "straight shook",
The voters couldn't "Like That" if it was posted on "Face Book".
(lol)
9/10

"iRock" the Championship Match like an "iPhone app;" Kryp's the type I wack with a pristine minimal,
Knives knock & slammin'a clique fast, those with prone raps; Shit, I wipe my ass with a sixteen syllable!
(25 syllable multi; he made a sixteen syllable multi in Round 1)
(wack closer)
3/10

62/100 first group

Anonymous 1

Kryp & Anon Drop Bombs' Philly Up Against Some Top Dawgs, Which Means He's In The Best's Presence
We'll Leave D.C's Team Vexed' Ya'll Faggots Wouldn't Have "Mean Text", Sending Hate Through A Text Message
(decent)
7/10

D.C Moved To The South But Is Just A "City Slicker", So I'mma Show Him (Texas/Text Is) Not For Whore's Bitch
There "Company" Throws Punches Like "Milton Bradly", They Can't Connect "Drops" With Four Fists
(lame)
4/10


Who Thinks These Herbs Nice' Imma Serve Them Twice, These Dumbs Both Lost To Me Bad
D.C & Philly's Ammo Lacks The Clips' Both Ya'll "Sacks Of Shit", Like Some Colostomy Bags
(okay)
5/10

Phil Ya Need To Boost Ya Skills, Ya Not Dope Whoever Heard Of Noobs Who Ill
For His Blood I Thrist Badly This Bitch I Murder Is Like "Kirstie Ally", The Way I Shoot To Kill
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096098/
(wack)
2/10

All Philly Rhymes Is A Pure Five' Of Sheer Lie's, D.C Writes Punches For This Faggot's Team
Imma A Steady Spitter Both Of Ya'll Couldn't Write "Heavy Hitters", Sending Letters To The Magazine
(stop wit the played punches)
3/10



Kryptic
Kryp & 'Anon-lace-and-trash-the-gays', telling Philly this is the 'wrong-place-for-faggot-games'.
Cause all PB & DC want to be is *alone befriending balls* like 'Tom-Hanks-in-Castaway'!
(lmfao)
10/10


Me and Anon's talent creates a massive gap between us and you 'can't-kill-the-distance'.
You kids can't beat the kings, cause the only *WINZ* you ever receive is 'financial-assistance'!
(Work & Income New Zealand: http://www.winz.govt.nz/)
(decent but having to explain a punch line is kinda wack)
5/10

These two only made the finals through DQ's and no shows, I'm 'sick-of-you-light-dudes-in-text'.
I'm 'depicting-how-dyke-noobs-progress' cause we all *saw their "L" from the beginning* like 'predicting-a-knights-move-in-chess'!
(this totally went over my head the first time i read it..but reread it and this shit was fire good multies great punch)
10/10

The only thing damage ever 'fucks-is-his-hand' or on his tag members dick while they get 'rough-in-the-sand'.
Fuck, there's no 'luck-for-this-man'! No wonder the only time your girl *misses you* is as 'much-as-she-can'. (Lol).
(huh? no wonder the only time your girl is misses you is as much as she can i don't get that at all.. first line was decent)
(6/10


Like *broken records*, damage's punches couldn't *connect in this thread* if he *looped* them with 'repeated-needles'.
Stop writing weak punchlines for your *puppet* philly, like *Peter Jackson*! It's time for the forum to 'Meet-The-Feebles'!
(wack)
2/10

(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097858/)
(Philly told me damage helps him write punches. AKA: his last line of the 1/4 finals )


54/100..

vote goes to first team just fresher concepts.. second team just came wit alot of multies and kryp was doing the damn thing just couldn't make up for the other dudes lack of points

[phILLy bONE]

3-0 Uppn votes

[Dope Antelope]

people need to get their ass in check and vote man, wtf.

[milli-mac]

this whole tournament was a fucking joke

only a fucking joke t pl who cant compete or who got dq from it so stop acting like a bitch and act properly ya lame ass faggot

[phILLy bONE]

Votes, please?

[Abstruse]

1. Punches: Philly and D.c
2. Flow: Philly and D.c
3. Multi's: Tie
4: Wordplay: Kryp and A1
5. Nameplay: Kryp and A1
6. Personals: Philly and D.c
7. Metaphors & Similes: Tie
8. Humour & Enjoyment: Philly and D.c
9. Structure & Delivery: Philly and D.c
10. Originality: Tie

VOTE: Philly and damage.C

First off, I want to start by saying Kryp and Anon I really thought you guys were going to take this, but it honestly seemed like your heads were in another place man. Usually A1 brings the flames, and kryptic is usually ALOT HOTTER then that as well. I don't know what happened? Yall had some witty, kinda funny, ill punches, just not near as far dope as D.c and Pb. Not to be a dick, but I feel like yall could have done a'lot better man.. honestly. Yall know it to man. The only sick ass bar Kryp dropped was the Chess one. I'm just being real.

[ººAןıʌEºº]

1. Punches: P&D
2. Flow: P&D
3. Multi's: Tie
4: Wordplay: K&A
5. Nameplay: P&D
6. Personals: P&D
7. Metaphors & Similes: Tie
8. Humor & Enjoyment: Tie
9. Structure & Delivery: P&D
10. Originality: K&A

Vote: Philly and Damage

Anon and Krypt I see you two as the top 2 guys on here but like other people stated it seemed like yall was holdin back or like you just rushed through it just to finish this tourney, Philly and Damage yall came prepared I personally thought Krypt and Anon had this whole tourney on lock but yall killed it... Awesome Battle Yall...

[phILLy bONE]

5-0 is that KO?

[CANS.ER.US]

I was already gonna vote, but this saved my time.


BUT I will say which where the TOP Lines in this battle>

Anonymous 1


Who Thinks These Herbs Nice' Imma Serve Them Twice, These Dumbs Both Lost To Me Bad
D.C & Philly's Ammo Lacks The Clips' Both Ya'll "Sacks Of Shit", Like Some Colostomy Bags

Kryptic

These two only made the finals through DQ's and no shows, I'm 'sick-of-you-light-dudes-in-text'.
I'm 'depicting-how-dyke-noobs-progress' cause we all *saw their "L" from the beginning* like 'predicting-a-knights-move-in-chess'!


Like *broken records*, damage's punches couldn't *connect in this thread* if he *looped* them with 'repeated-needles'.
Stop writing weak punchlines for your *puppet* philly, like *Peter Jackson*! It's time for the forum to 'Meet-The-Feebles'!


Vs

phILLy bONE

Who was the 'columnist' "In Qontroll" of exposing 'Anonymous?'
'The problem is', he gets less "ass" than a horny "proctologist"!

Sorry to 'c' that we 'damaged' your rep', how did you 'manage to get''
'Famished from sex?' Prolly from all the 'dick ridin' votes ya'll 'trying to get'


Damage. C

The only time Anonymous is up to "Par-is" if he lands in "France,"
& With me he plans to lance? Look bitch, You even quit your own crew just to stand a chance!

Anon is so garbage, he couldn't get "bit" if he was a "bait hook"; dude is "straight shook",
The voters couldn't "Like That" if it was posted on "Face Book".

[Kryptic]

Yup.
KO win to damage.C and phILLy bONE.
Nice job guys.
=]