Exhibition Handicap - Khalibouy Vs. Dope Antelope/D-meiss/Kryptic

[Dope Antelope]

Khali gets 1 bar with unlimited words to drop a punchline.

We only get 5 words each.

Exhibition match for fun.

Lets go.

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Deadline - 15 minutes.

[RealShine]

HELL YEAH!
Might as well just move this into the hall of fame now

[Dope Antelope]

Aight. drop first.

[khalibouy]

nah you three go frst.

[Dope Antelope]

Nah its best if you go first since theres 3 of us and 1 of you.

[khalibouy]

ok Dope

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Dope that's gay, having two young boys watching your rear. Talent's what ya lack!
Those dudes are way off track, everybody can see your having a fake comeback.

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Like I said Dope, I gotta go.

[Dope Antelope]

Black- Dope
Blue - Kryptic
Red - Dmeiss.

Clamchowder Tranny Khali Polaroidin' Yoko-Ono
Taliban Salmon Suckin' Paul-Simon's Pogo/ Trashbag Thong Wearing HoolaHooping Homo

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votes. category votes or breakdowns only.

[P.I. The Genius]

fail

punches: 3's company
flow: the 3 stooges
personals: khali
metaphors and similies: nah
multies: 3 blind mice
structure and delivery: khali
humor: not really
originality: khali

vote: khalibouy his wasnt just a bunch of random words god I hope this isnt a serious battle

[Dope Antelope]

Uppin votes. Breakdowns if neccessary

[D-Meiss]

u gotta read the chatbox to get whats going on we only had 5 words each lmao!!!!

[Dope Antelope]

How did we get punches and still lose. He got originality..damn I contest that vote. Haha.



0-1

[D-Meiss]

hahahhahahaa HOF.HOF.HOF.

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"Trashbag Thong Wearing HoolaHooping Homo" thats the most original line ive seen on this site

[Dope Antelope]

Man check the illiteration in that shit, how many of you niggas use illiteration in your battles, we maximized the potential of our English language using mechanisms like that. Check the color co-ordination. Black for me, like the night/knight, he got jousted. Blue for Kryptic, he flows, like the sea, the sea is blue, nigga is blue! Dmeiss is red, he in a war, wars have blood, blood is red, damn!!

Ya'll missing the literature in our drop, its more complex than you think!

[P.I. The Genius]

thats swaying thats a DQ

[D-Meiss]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dope your a fucking Idiot dude thats the funniest shit ive seen in a long time hahahahhaha
"like the sea, the sea is blue, nigga is blue! "

[Dope Antelope]

Its an exhibition match theres no rules in exhibitions man read the jeejuh rulebook

[Kontempt]

fuck this some of the funniest shit iv seen on here, my partner just askeed me what im laughing at since i laughed hard out loud... i quoted the battle drop. nuff said hahahahaahahahahaahhaahahahhaahaha

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if its hof...then khali should get a hof writers medal <---- dude speaks sense :D

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lmao but i gotta vote khali coz his shit was smokin compared to his others bars lol

vote: hes no phony,the one, the only, the mighty khalibouy!

respecttttttttttt

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heres my cats:

balls/guts: khali
smoke'o'meter: khali
flow: 3 wise men
structure: khali
audacity: khali

[D-Meiss]

0-2 the almighty slayer of giants Khalibouy!!!!!!

[Kontempt]

this is the day jeejuh sits up n takes notice of a true legend.

[Kryptic]

Here's my cats:

Winners: Dope Antelope, Dmeiss & Kryptic.
Loser: Khali.

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Ya'll kids are so serious.
Why so serious? Lighten up sir laughters cool.
You don't wanne come & beat me up right after school.
Oops, I mean a Polar Bear.

[eSe Chango]

i gotta go with the triple threat...after that many punches packed into 15 words...he's gotta be handicap...Khali was cool..but its like he only dissed Dope and he had unlimited words...so i gotta go wit Dope/Kryp/Meiss....

Trashbag Thong Wearing HoolaHooping Homo...LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kontempt]

lmao hahaha amen

[D-Meiss]

lol

we starting a new crew me,dope,and kryp= the mad but not so mad that we would hit you just make mean faces and call u names when you leave No2 pencils

or TMBSMTWWHYJMMFACUNWYLN2P for short watch out were coming for yall necks

[Kontempt]

and so the giant killing is prolonged...

[D-Meiss]

TMBSMTWWHYJMMFACUNWYLN2P -1 Khalibouy the dragon slayer-2 uppin votes

[RealShine]

i cannot fathom all 4 of these talents in one thread all at the same time
im going to post-pone my vote so i can brace myself..get myself ready

[khalibouy]

uppin for votes people.

[RoyalMusicMiami]

im sorry but the flow+ the humor + the originality khali i cant vote for you vote goes to the other three..

[khalibouy]

2-2 uppin

[RealShine]

punches: 3's
flow: 3's
personals: khali
metaphors and similies: 0
multies: 3s
structure and delivery: 3s
humor: i lmao at every bar
originality: 3s

close battle really tight here. I mean where do i even begin with the structure, flow, punches..everything was so meaningful. i see all the effort you each put into this battle..and it was damn well worth it.

Vote: 3's

[Dope Antelope]

3-2 UPPin goddamn this is going to the WIRE

[D-Meiss]

TMBSMTWWHYJMMFACUNWYLN2P in the mothafucken buildin!!!!!!

[AlanSmithee]

what... the... fuck... is... this...?

hahahaha this made my fucking morning. Actually dope's drop was realyl nice since it's only 5 words and you made it 'kind of' almost making sence.


punches: Huey, Dewey and Louie
flow: Huey, Dewey and Louie
personals: Khali
metaphors and similies: This Battle
multies: Huey, Dewey and Louie
structure and delivery: Khali
humor: Dope
originality: Khali


Khali you actually getting better compared to other battles.

"Dope that's gay, having two young boys watching your rear."

:top:

Im still fucking laughin bout dopes line wwwhhhat thee fuck does that have to do with anything?? "polaroidin' yoko-ono" hahaahahahaahaha!!

My vote here goes to Khali for steppin the heat up!

[khalibouy]

shit 3-3 uppin

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Hall of Fame: Rookie Khalibouy becomes JeeJuh's True Legend by slaying the Tree Gooned Dragons.

[Dope Antelope]

Tmbsmtwwhyjmmfacunwyln2p

[Kryptic]

3-3?
Did you see that color-coding!?

[Dope Antelope]

Racism!

[khalibouy]

You three racist basterds.

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I just catch myself, everybody I went against has a medal.