1. phILLy bONE vs DamageC [ Group A ] group stage-TOURNY

[Huzzle]

No flipping,no dick-riding
10 bars 20lines.

Send ya verse to me huzzle and inQ and both verses will be posted together and voting follows.
Only check to concur to the challenge,verse are due 32hrs after check and post no more except vote counting.
Unbacked votes will be rendered void.
Voting goes like this-
1.Punch:/10
2.flow:/10
3.multies:/10
4.Word plays&metaphors:/10
5.nameplay&personals:/10
6.humour/enjoyment :/10
7.structure/delivery :/10
total :/70

We all know the rules.
So 3 battles each in a group consisting of 4battlers,groups.eg [ GROUP A,GROUP B,GROUP C...etc]
we'll be having 4 battlers in a group,and each battler will have a round on each <3> other battlers.
Each won battle is proportional to 3points,loss is 0 point and a draw is 1 point each for the contestants.The 1st and 2nd in a group will qualify to the knock out stage,and the 3rd and 4th in each group will be registered for knockout matches in the division 2 text battle tourny.
Bars And Lines-and that is 10bars 20 lines.
The knock out stages in the text battle tourny and the division 2 text battle tourny is just one round,14bars 28 lines.
The final is 16bars 32lines.
Any quarry will be sorted out on the tourny appeal sticky.U go their and make ya quarry and table matters,huzzle i,Meta,Nesta and inQ has the final decision on any battle quarry or matter.
It'll take the admin to correct any of our decisions.
Judges-
1. Huzzle
2. Kryptic
3. Nesta
4. Meta
5. InQ
6. Heskey
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[Damage]

checkn'

[phILLy bONE]

check

[Huzzle]

Philly Verse



Fuck Damage C, I’ll ram his teeth, and leave em toothless
He’s grandma weak, too damn fragile, famished physique like a tooth pick

From Jersey? You the worst C, you probably listen to Springsteen
Don’t be seen in ‘The streets of Philadelphia’ or you’ll be canned like string beans

Tantum Validus? I saw you toss a man’s salad with a grin like the joker makes
You a hermaphrodite like Gaga? Na? Well tell your motha I’ll ’poke er face’

I’ll break your tooth faster than a ruthless bastard, like a raptor your strapped for capture
You molest boys like a pastor, I got books of rhymes you ain’t even gotta chapter

I’m hearing laughter cuz damage c is a joke, he’s holdin his arm, he’s about croak
Takin water he’s gotta hole in his boat, got his hands round his neck, he’s about to choak

Stop re-writing n recycling yours rhymes, puttin your lines together like a jigsaw puzzle
I’m indicting you for biting, close ya mouth or you’ll be wearin a big tall muzzle

Stray slugs ya betta duck, vendetta gettn rough, C? Try E, only way damage is gettn fucked
He’s date rape drugged, I don’t have enough fingers to count how many dick’s he’s sucked

Why do the seagulls fly upside down in New Jersey? Damage you’ll prolly get it quick
Cuz they can’t find anything worth shittin on, you heard me? N don’t forget it bitch

Certainly my battles hurt, but somebody had to be first, you in a hearse and it works for me
I’m as strong as Hercules, that ain’t no hyperbole, so bow your head out of courtesy

Your doomed, dead, eroding, you lay motionless in blood, I spit mucas til high noon
My goons fled, holding holsters uncockin their guns, this a nuke diss, skills of a tycoon

DamageC Verse


You couldn't throw fun swipes if you attempted pun writes,
& Couldn't make the crowd "Ohh!" with common "blood-types"!

Reading Philly's text is like watching cripples drown; struggles with little nouns,
I couldn't step on more horseshit at the Triple Crown.

"Father" Time doesn't raise shady fibs & lippy fucks,
Cause I "sonned" you with papa's rhymes, baby bibs & sippy cups.

Philly Bone, on the skinny, I'll leave your throne-narrow,
I'll break this bitch open & chug the bone-marrow,

The results couldn't "change" with a herd of "Jews", you haven't heard the news?
This battle was fuckin' over at the first of June!

Yo doofus! The truth-is, you're more ass than a donkey pregnant with two-kids,
These new-hits? They're too-shit, your tongue has bowel move-ments.

How is Philly's flow tight if he's Bone'd the whole night?
He couldn't see the Red Zone if he owned Old Spice.

Philly couldn't bring beef if he was droppin' Whoppers,
& He couldn't land a punch with Sock'em Boppers.

I'll be quick to act a fool if "PB" has tongue slips,
Spread 'em over deli meats with "jelly" treats & Sun Chips.

Should'a left I found you, now that T-V surrounds you,
HOW YOU GUNNA WEAR A CROWN & NOT MAKE IT TO ROUND 2?!

[Kryptic]

Can we vote with the original cat?

[Huzzle]

Please people follow the rules,its not proper we ve all these chit chat on tourny battle threads.
Next time,i'll be giving infractions before cleaning up ya mess.
Lastly kriptic please,please and please aint u tired of the old chart,the 100 chart shit,just follow the rules posted on the 1st post man.
Peace.

[Damage]

uppin for regular votes since tournament is cancelled, anyone can vote now please!

[Impressive]

Philly Bone:

1.Punch: 5/10
2.flow: 6/10
3.multies: 5/10
4.Word plays&metaphors: 7/10
5.nameplay&personals: 7/10
6.humour/enjoyment : 5/10
7.structure/delivery : 8/10
total : 43/70

Damage C:

1.Punch: 8/10
2.flow: 9/10
3.multies: 8/10
4.Word plays&metaphors: 10/10
5.nameplay&personals: 9/10
6.humour/enjoyment : 10/10
7.structure/delivery : 9/10
total : 63/70

fav lines : " I’m as strong as Hercules, that ain’t no hyperbole"

vs.

How is Philly's flow tight if he's Bone'd the whole night?
He couldn't see the Red Zone if he owned Old Spice.

VERDICT ... Philly Bone 43/70 ... Damage C 63/70 ... Philly I dont really feel you

Damage C by a landslide

[Abstruse]

Damage c slams mc's LOSS sits as a shattered fleet
C drops calamity shreds THOUGHTS like cattle meat

Hahahaha idk just fuckin around

1.Punch: 5/10
2.flow: 5/10
3.multies: 5/10
4.Word plays&metaphors: 8/10
5.nameplay&personals: 7/10
6.humour/enjoyment : 4/10
7.structure/delivery : 8/10
total : 42/70

Damage C:

1.Punch: 9/10
2.flow: 9/10
3.multies: 8/10
4.Word plays&metaphors: 10/10
5.nameplay&personals: 9/10
6.humour/enjoyment : 10/10
7.structure/delivery : 9/10
total :64 /70


Damage C killed it
Philly what happened you didin't seem to put forth a big amount of effort, or maybe it was just an off day?

[CANS.ER.US]

phILLy bONE

1.Punch: 7/10
2.flow: 7/10
3.multies: 10/10
4.Word plays&metaphors: 8/10
5.nameplay&personals: 6 /10
6.humour/enjoyment : 5/10
7.structure/delivery : 6/10

total: 49/70

damage.C

1.Punch: 8/10
2.flow: 8/10
3.multies: 8/10
4.Word plays&metaphors: 8/10
5.nameplay&personals: 8/10
6.humour/enjoyment : 8/10
7.structure/delivery : 8/10
total : 56/70



Favorite lines:

From Jersey? You the worst C, you probably listen to Springsteen
Don’t be seen in ‘The streets of Philadelphia’ or you’ll be canned like string beans
I’ll break your tooth faster than a ruthless bastard, like a raptor your strapped for capture
You molest boys like a pastor, I got books of rhymes you ain’t even gotta chapter

vs

Reading Philly's text is like watching cripples drown; struggles with little nouns,
I couldn't step on more horseshit at the Triple Crown.
Philly Bone, on the skinny, I'll leave your throne-narrow,
I'll break this bitch open & chug the bone-marrow,
Philly couldn't bring beef if he was droppin' Whoppers,
& He couldn't land a punch with Sock'em Boppers.


Vote- damage C. well I felt damage just edge it with his better flow and punches that had a little more wit to them, but this was close for me in some areas, I had to check both verse's a couple of times, but then it came to which verse did I like more and damage's was more enjoyable. philly to be honest bro' you didn't bring them hard punches/personals like I always see in your better verses, Felt like you just spit whatever in some bars and took your opponent to lightly.

[Damage]

thats 3-0.. thanks for voting yall, good battle philly

[Impressive]

Tko

[icy]

phiily