Mixed Tourament - Young Reem vs Magician

**Inf** · 04-12-10

Text battle

5 bars (10 Lines)

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Check ins due by Wednesday 14th 11.59pm CST
Verse due by Friday 16th 11.59pm CST

3-0 KO
4-1 Tko
First to 5 if need be

Any queries message me or any other mod.

Good Luck

**Young Reem** · 04-12-10

Checks In.
Good Luck.

**Magician** · 04-12-10

check. good luck to you too

**Dope Antelope** · 04-16-10

no one dropped? please next time make these deadlines short its only 5 bars you need like a day not a week..

**khalibouy** · 04-16-10

Sad

**Magician** · 04-16-10

oh shit forgot about this.

dosnt it say at the top of the screem that i can drop anytime before midnithg? i got 10 hours to construct some poetry, no?

@ khali - shut the fuck up you suck.

**khalibouy** · 04-16-10

I didn't mean offense kid, I meant it's sad nobody got to see you two dudes battle. Woulda been nice.

**Magician** · 04-16-10

had 5 days, took 5 minutes. i'm dat dude, kiss my feet.

you couldn't buy a hot line, broke asa bitch needa call in for help
reem.. ya couldn't get paper if you ordered yourself
(a ream of paper is 500 sheets)

everybody reading gonna say, "mag's opener, that was the worst"
But i don't give a shit, cuz i know it's still hot enough to shatter your verse
(cmon this guy is horrible)

your flow is worthless, the delorean couldn't go reverse it
you only ill behind bars cuz in prison you'd drop the soap on purpose
(because you is gay.)

if we look at who you got ya wins from, your record sure is soft
you only beat lightwork like an anorexic jerkin off
(waka!!)

i don't even need a finisher, your just totally bitch bro
am i sposed to be scared after you got swept by the dude who stole from a knicks coach?
(got swept by noxi)

BLAOWWWW battling 101 right there.

**Young Reem** · 04-16-10

Oops I forgot too lol. Gimme a few minutes

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Take this sourcerer's stones, send him back to the deathly hollows
He makes semen disappear cause he definitely swallows
(Harry Potter, sorcerers stone, last book was called deathly hollows)
Expect me to follow, sorry, you aint offendin me jack
We all know you're as white as it gets...Why you pretend to be black?
You stinkin the place up, in other words this fella's musty
I asked him if it'd be a good battle, he was like "nah I'm hella rusty"
Trust me, you'll get lost like a shark does a tooth ache
Maggie keep white in her mouth, and I aint talkin bout toothpaste
And Fuck guns nigga, you can tell me how my boot taste
Cuz You couldn't "pack heat" wit Wade's Jersey in ya Suitcase
(Hope you know who D-wade is, if not that's terrible)

**1782** · 04-16-10

you couldn't buy a hot line, broke asa bitch needa call in for help
reem.. ya couldn't get paper if you ordered yourself

Lol at how weak this was.

everybody reading gonna say, "mag's opener, that was the worst"
But i don't give a shit, cuz i know it's still hot enough to shatter your verse

You couldn't shatter a frosted shit with a baseball bat with these bars.

your flow is worthless, the delorean couldn't go reverse it
you only ill behind bars cuz in prison you'd drop the soap on purpose

I lol'd at the expo but this was played.

if we look at who you got ya wins from, your record sure is soft
you only beat lightwork like an anorexic jerkin off

Creative, I'll give you that. But wack, I'll give you that too.

i don't even need a finisher, your just totally bitch bro
am i sposed to be scared after you got swept by the dude who stole from a knicks coach?

Lol'd. Decent finisher, but more of a diss to Noxi then to Reem.

Take this sourcerer's stones, send him back to the deathly hollows
He makes semen disappear cause he definitely swallows

Lol, it was called the Death Hallows. This was alright, but eh? Kind of wack.

Expect me to follow, sorry, you aint offendin me jack
We all know you're as white as it gets...Why you pretend to be black?

I didn't really notice it. Didn't hit for me.

You stinkin the place up, in other words this fella's musty
I asked him if it'd be a good battle, he was like "nah I'm hella rusty"

Wack unless you can prove it.

Trust me, you'll get lost like a shark does a tooth ache
Maggie keep white in her mouth, and I aint talkin bout toothpaste

I dont get the first bar but the second was aight.

And Fuck guns nigga, you can tell me how my boot taste
Cuz You couldn't "pack heat" wit Wade's Jersey in ya Suitcase

Decent finisher.

Vote : Reem, but you both were wack as fuck this battle.

**Magician** · 04-16-10

^^ i know you're not talking about wack. ol punk ass lol.

i'm about 99% sure that reem keyed this and 100% sure i keyed mine, and we could both scrape you with keyed verses off ease.

0-1 anyway, uppin

**Dope Antelope** · 04-16-10

Punchlines: Mag - lightwork/ream line
Humor: Mag
Structure: Ream
Originality: None
Flow: tie
Multies: tie
Personals: meh
Metas and similies: Mags

vote: Mags close call but his anorexic line was more of a punch than anything reem dropped.

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Plus I used the Pack heat/suitcase shit before

**Noxi** · 04-16-10

dammmm i came to vote but cant due to the noxi diss in there u lowly wizard lol

haha

**Inf** · 04-17-10

Punchlines: Mags
Humor: Mag
Structure: Ream
Originality: None
Flow: Mag
Multies: Reem
Personals: none
Metas and similies: Mags

vote: Mags

**Magician** · 04-17-10

2-1 uppin

**Not-N-Nice** · 04-17-10

(cmon this guy is horrible)
^that was tha funny/good part^

if we look at who you got ya wins from, your record sure is soft
you only beat lightwork like an anorexic jerkin off

i don't even need a finisher, your just totally bitch bro
am i sposed to be scared after you got swept by the dude who stole from a knicks coach?
seems like a diss to 2 different individuals to me, boss...so shut tha fuck ^

VS

Take this sourcerer's stones, send him back to the deathly hollows
He makes semen disappear cause he definitely swallows
funny...altho mediocre & kinda played...humor makes it aiight'ish??!!!

We all know you're as white as it gets...Why you pretend to be black?
^wack (skill wise) but also funny^

You stinkin the place up, in other words this fella's musty
^ wack & funny ^ (same as above line)

And Fuck guns nigga, you can tell me how my boot taste
Cuz You couldn't "pack heat" wit Wade's Jersey in ya Suitcase
^nice finishin move (on some mortal kombat shit)^ (fuck dope...PROVE IT THEN!!)

Vote = Reem...I really thought Mag had this even after readin his wack keystle, but Reem
edged him out by a speck right here...more flow and LESS 'played disses (jail soap/ream = paper/ETC)

**Magician** · 04-17-10

Originally Posted by Not-N-Nice

i don't even need a finisher, your just totally bitch bro
am i sposed to be scared after you got swept by the dude who stole from a knicks coach?
seems like a diss to 2 different individuals to me, boss...so shut tha fuck ^

what are you talking about..? obviously i was dissing nox also...

don't vote on my battles any more either i'm tiyed ofya bitch ass

**RealShine** · 04-18-10

Punchlines: Both had good and weak ones..but reems hit harder..reem
Humor: Tie
Structure: Mag
Originality: Reem
Flow: Mag
Multies: Reem
Personals: Tie
Metas and similies: Tie
Vote: hmm well mag i feel like you came weak in this one and i mean obviously you coulda done a lot better if you hadnt forgotten, but reem came with harder punches giving him the w. it was a close battle though but mag if you had just tried i think you woulda got my vote haha